Classic Devans

As my friend Chris pointed out, my website URL makes my name look like Ted Devans. Thus, whenever anything ridiculously funny or intensely awkward happens to me, according to him, it can only be described as Classic Devans. I hope to impart some of that shit that happens here.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Cats and string cheese: WTF?!

Ok, what is the deal with cats LOVING string cheese? Is it because it's cheese? Is it because it's string? Is the combination of these two characteristics so intense that it blows their little kitty minds?

Our cat, Bowie (pictured above, actually he's Dan's cat and our fourth roommate) can differentiate the sound of string cheese being opened amongst the sound of people talking and a loud action movie being played on some badass speakers. It's like a frigging dinner bell. If I want to know where Bowie is, all I have to do is touch a string cheese wrapper and he will come running out of whatever room he was having a cat nap in. It's ridiculous. I JUST WANT TO EAT STRING CHEESE, CAT! LEAVE ME ALONE!

But that's not the end of it. He may love string cheese like the day is old, but he will try to eat just about anything you have. Salt and Vinegar chips, starbursts; Bowie does not give a FUCK. But he wants whatever it is you are eating.

And if you don't have food, it's like you don't exist. Hey Bowie, I'm a person with feelings and emotions. Just because my other roommate is eating pork chops with mashed potatoes doesn't mean you have to ignore me. You're like a gold digger. Except with food. I'M A MASSAGE THERAPIST! I am awesome at cat scratching. Do I really have to eat string cheese to earn your love?

Apparently I do.

1 comment:

Eliza Daizy said...

If cats would have functioned in a way similar to our body, it is highly unlikely that they would have experienced any severe side effects. However, the answer here is straightforward. Given the fact that cats do not have similar body functionality as humans, their reaction to cheese can vary in terms of the ingredients carried in the cheese block.

So, is cheese actually bad for cats? Or can they enjoy a slice every now and then? Let’s understand the answer to this question in detail. But before we do that, let’s take a look at some human food items that should be avoided in the feline diet.
To know more about cat's food